me: hey, have you ever had a threesome?
my gf: uh...no?! but it sounds good.
her gf: (gasp!) no i never had. (just the kind of answer i expected from this prude)
me: well, i never have.
my gf: YOU? NEVER? i find that hard to believe, playa playa!
her gf: you seem like the type that's had his way with women. you never had a threesome?
me: no.
her gf: really?
me: really.
my gf: you're full of shit! you have.
me: i haven't. really! (pause) but i'd like to :)
me (after a long gulp): would you like to? we're all friends. i'd like to do it with the 2 of you.
her gf (after a longer pause): sure, why not?
my gf: uhhh......i'd like to. but not with the 2 of you. you're my girl, but you can't fuck my man.
that, and 3 other attempts since, all ended that way. her girlfriend says yes, and my girlfriend says no.
so how did i make it happen? well, i never did. not yet, anyway. but while setting the DVR to record, i set it for the wrong time, and instead recorded this movie. and it's pretty good. i may never have that threesome. but i will have this movie to enjoy that level of sex that so far has eluded me...
| Threesome | |
|---|---|
 Theatrical release poster | |
| Directed by | Andrew Fleming |
| Produced by | Brad Krevoy |
| Written by | Andrew Fleming |
| Starring | Lara Flynn Boyle Stephen Baldwin Josh Charles Alexis Arquette Martha Gehman |
| Music by | Thomas Newman |
| Cinematography | Alexander Gruszynski |
| Editing by | William C. Carruth |
| Distributed by | TriStar |
| Release date(s) | April 8, 1994 |
| Running time | 93 min |
| Country |  United States |
| Language | English |
Threesome is a 1994 film, written and directed by Andrew Fleming. The film is an autobiographical comedy mixed in with some social commentary, and is based on the college memories of Fleming. It was given an R rating by the Motion Picture Association of America.
oh by the way, alex baldwin is now a republican and insists he's not gay. OOOOO-Kaaaay....
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